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You play Carnage Contest too much when...
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24. when you are near the ocean and wonder why doesnt the dolphin jump up and hit you in real life?
25. When you try to fart on a person and wonder why is there no green cloud above his head in real life.
26. When you *when you* in real life
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I've played CC too much.
http://redproject.ucoz.ru/Nemesis/DontWorryBeHappy.png
Also, look how happy they are! They holding other guys hands! And i think top-gut want drink for that!
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34. You wanna throw 7 Hitlers on your ugly teacher in real life and see if hitler punches him and explodes and says "HEE!HEE!HEE!HEE!"
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Pupp3t has written
35.When you're arrested for even carrying any CC-related weapons, and when you're asked why you have these items, you're reply is "I'm late for a session" ![](img/smiles/confused.gif)
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No. your reply is "Listen,i have a hitler in this bag-he will kill you!" and you pull out a piece of paper with hitler's lua script.
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36. you think that a man can summon armageddon in modern times.
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42. when you suggest getplayerz()
edited 1×, last 15.08.10 11:52:23 am
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