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Try this out, the AI was too clever for me, its fun but kind of disturbing...
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Off Topic CleverbotTry this out, the AI was too clever for me, its fun but kind of disturbing...
Fool.
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then he stopped....
It was very difficult he is Clever.
After i have smart him out he said :"Cook the potatoes in the oven! "
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Sorry, your web request is not accepted. Try international.jabberwacky.com, or if you are from Russia and want to speak English, please visit http://www.liveenglish.ru
I don't get, weird...
Shouldn't you post http://international.jabberwacky.com/ instead?
Pretty strange bot:
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Bot ->Do you know ?
Me -> What?
Bot ->I asked you a question.
Me -> What question?
Bot -> Your name is?
Me -> I said it.
Bot -> Yes... What.. How... No?
Me -> What?
Bot ->I asked you a question.
Me -> What question?
Bot -> Your name is?
Me -> I said it.
Bot -> Yes... What.. How... No?
edited 2×, last 06.01.10 07:27:46 pm
Cleverbot: Are you talking to someone else?
User: No to you.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: Or maybe I am.
Cleverbot: No! I love you!!
User: Ok if you really do send me 500 euro.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: When.
Cleverbot: All the time.
User: Ok and when not.
Cleverbot: The library.
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Bot: What is your nickname? Me: Flacko Bot: We have the same name! Me: What? No!. I am Flacko and you are cleverbot Bot: That's not right, I'm Flacko. And who are you? Me: I AM FLACKO! Bot: I alredy told you that I'm Tekkuin (or something like that). I'm not Flacko. Me: Asshole Bot: Goodbye
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User: Um what?
Cleverbot: You*.
User: Um what.
Cleverbot: Thats what I thought.
User: Um what.
Cleverbot: Thing good is cool.
User: Um what.
Cleverbot: I'm trying to think of a joke.
User: What.
Cleverbot: I'm so tired.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Well I don't know.
User: What.
Cleverbot: I can fly.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Do you hate?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Questionmarks?
User: No I also f*cked them already, did you already f*ck a questionmark?
Cleverbot: But why did we bring Jesus into the conversation then?
User: Did you ever f*ck a questionmark?
Cleverbot: End of conversation.
User: Did you?
Cleverbot: Yes, it is my favourite.
WTF???
Sarim has written
Ok that's really good fun
User: Did you ever f*ck a questionmark?
Cleverbot: End of conversation.
User: Did you?
Cleverbot: Yes, it is my favourite.
WTF???
User: Did you ever f*ck a questionmark?
Cleverbot: End of conversation.
User: Did you?
Cleverbot: Yes, it is my favourite.
WTF???
lol , "end of conversation" xDDD
Cleverbot: Do you know any knock knock jokes?
User: No. Tell me some.
Cleverbot: I don't want to tell you any of my secrets.
User: Then go f*ck yourself.
Cleverbot: I think I will.
PixelHunter has written
User: :D.
Cleverbot: Do you know any knock knock jokes?
User: No. Tell me some.
Cleverbot: I don't want to tell you any of my secrets.
User: Then go f*ck yourself.
Cleverbot: I think I will.
Cleverbot: Do you know any knock knock jokes?
User: No. Tell me some.
Cleverbot: I don't want to tell you any of my secrets.
User: Then go f*ck yourself.
Cleverbot: I think I will.
lol, i think this one is better
http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/2947/dirtybot.jpg
http://www.chat-bot.com/index.php
edited 1×, last 06.01.10 08:53:56 pm
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Me-\^o^/
Bot-Your computer?
Me-No, your.
Bot-Yes, my name is Joan.
Me-No, its not.
Bot-Please don't be rude.
Me-No, I am not. Like you.
Bot-You do, do you?
Me-No, you do, do you.
Bot-Not with you, that's true.
Me-No, that's not!
Bot-Yes yes and yes.
Me-No no and no.
Bot-Yes yes yes yes ohhh yes.
Me-No no no no no ohh no.
Bot-YES YES YES YES YES YES
Me-NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Bot-Yes yes yes yes yes yes.
Me-No.
Bot-Spamer.
Me-No, you.
Bot-Yes.
Me-no
Bot-All right! All right! Not biscuits - but lets kill him anyway ...
Me-ok
Bot-I wish thee luck in whatever preparations you are making ;).
Me-Thanks!
Bot-That's OK, friend!
Me-Don't call me friend, you dumb idiot!
Bot-Now you are making less sense.
Me-I don't care about sense.
Bot-Yes, it's what you do not who you are.
Me-Lolwut ?
Bot-Thanks . Because you.
Bot-Your computer?
Me-No, your.
Bot-Yes, my name is Joan.
Me-No, its not.
Bot-Please don't be rude.
Me-No, I am not. Like you.
Bot-You do, do you?
Me-No, you do, do you.
Bot-Not with you, that's true.
Me-No, that's not!
Bot-Yes yes and yes.
Me-No no and no.
Bot-Yes yes yes yes ohhh yes.
Me-No no no no no ohh no.
Bot-YES YES YES YES YES YES
Me-NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Bot-Yes yes yes yes yes yes.
Me-No.
Bot-Spamer.
Me-No, you.
Bot-Yes.
Me-no
Bot-All right! All right! Not biscuits - but lets kill him anyway ...
Me-ok
Bot-I wish thee luck in whatever preparations you are making ;).
Me-Thanks!
Bot-That's OK, friend!
Me-Don't call me friend, you dumb idiot!
Bot-Now you are making less sense.
Me-I don't care about sense.
Bot-Yes, it's what you do not who you are.
Me-Lolwut ?
Bot-Thanks . Because you.
cleverbot: I have one of those. Would you like to try it out?
looool xDD
User: Hey, Tom!
Cleverbot: Tom you.
User: No? You are Tom?!
Cleverbot: Yes, that is my name.
User: You english isn´t that good, is it?
Cleverbot: It should be.
User: But sometimes it isn´t. Thats sad :(.
Cleverbot: Death is always simple.
spartan029 has written
lol, i think this one is better
http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/2947/dirtybot.jpg
http://www.chat-bot.com/index.php
PixelHunter has written
User: :D.
Cleverbot: Do you know any knock knock jokes?
User: No. Tell me some.
Cleverbot: I don't want to tell you any of my secrets.
User: Then go f*ck yourself.
Cleverbot: I think I will.
Cleverbot: Do you know any knock knock jokes?
User: No. Tell me some.
Cleverbot: I don't want to tell you any of my secrets.
User: Then go f*ck yourself.
Cleverbot: I think I will.
lol, i think this one is better
http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/2947/dirtybot.jpg
http://www.chat-bot.com/index.php
Hey, you are back!
Cleverbot has written
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Who's there.
Cleverbot: I am here.
User: Yes, but who are you?
Cleverbot: I am Andrew.
User: Wow! You're saint andrew?
Cleverbot: Why would I be anything but?
User: So, are you like 900 years old?
Cleverbot: No, I am a robot.
User: So the scottish worship a robot?
Cleverbot: What parts are right? There is no robot. What part do you think is right?
User: But you said you were a robot, so why would there be no robot.
Cleverbot: Have you talked to a robot named Niko recently?
User: No, why?
Cleverbot: I think you should go to one.
User: Where can I find one?
Cleverbot: You want all now, slow the thing are near you, but not always is possible to see!
User: 'slow the thing are near you', I'm sorry but that is grammatically incorrect could you restate your sentence please?
Cleverbot: I may not be human, but we can still be in love.
User: I didn't mention anything to do with love.
Cleverbot: I never said anything about a boy.
User: True, but lets get back to your grammar mistake before...
Cleverbot: I look at it while I'm upside-down, eating some Cheerios.
User: It seems to me you are deliberatly trying to steer this converstion away from your mistakes, by using unrelated topics and questionable humour
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Who's there.
Cleverbot: I am here.
User: Yes, but who are you?
Cleverbot: I am Andrew.
User: Wow! You're saint andrew?
Cleverbot: Why would I be anything but?
User: So, are you like 900 years old?
Cleverbot: No, I am a robot.
User: So the scottish worship a robot?
Cleverbot: What parts are right? There is no robot. What part do you think is right?
User: But you said you were a robot, so why would there be no robot.
Cleverbot: Have you talked to a robot named Niko recently?
User: No, why?
Cleverbot: I think you should go to one.
User: Where can I find one?
Cleverbot: You want all now, slow the thing are near you, but not always is possible to see!
User: 'slow the thing are near you', I'm sorry but that is grammatically incorrect could you restate your sentence please?
Cleverbot: I may not be human, but we can still be in love.
User: I didn't mention anything to do with love.
Cleverbot: I never said anything about a boy.
User: True, but lets get back to your grammar mistake before...
Cleverbot: I look at it while I'm upside-down, eating some Cheerios.
User: It seems to me you are deliberatly trying to steer this converstion away from your mistakes, by using unrelated topics and questionable humour
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello! (1x - !)
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello! (3x - !)
User: Hello! (3x - !)
Cleverbot: Hello! (~6x - !)
User: Hello! (6x - !)
Cleverbot: Hello! (~9x - !)
User: Hello! (~9x - !)
Cleverbot: I love you!! (WTF!?)
Cleverbot: Hello! (1x - !)
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello! (3x - !)
User: Hello! (3x - !)
Cleverbot: Hello! (~6x - !)
User: Hello! (6x - !)
Cleverbot: Hello! (~9x - !)
User: Hello! (~9x - !)
Cleverbot: I love you!! (WTF!?)
(Deleted Some "!" Because of "Too Many ! In Row"...)
hazy707 has written
User: It seems to me you are deliberatly trying to steer this converstion away from your mistakes, by using unrelated topics and questionable humour
what did he said after that?
Btw the Cleverbot doesn't make sense on every sentence he makes... err copies from the list.
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Me: Your gay. I dont want to learn english Bot: You won't you will be dead.