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Globetrotter
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Cleverbot: How old are you?
im 1337
What does that mean?
is your mum Nvidea?
No, thats a store name.
no its a publisher name.
No, thats a football song.

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Cleverbot - Can pig fly?
No, it can't.
-You said it can!
No I did not
-Yes you did
No I did not

and so on... lol

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smartest conversation ive had yet!!

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Not so good.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I smoke.

User: Then you should quit.

Cleverbot: Clever response.

User: Are you going to quit?

Cleverbot: Yes, are you?

User: I don't smoke.

Cleverbot: Good, it's bad for you.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: How many do you smoke a day?

User: I don't smoke any.

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

User: No, I don't smoke.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: It's unhealthy.

Cleverbot: Says who?

User: Says I.

Cleverbot: Well, forgive my ignorance, but you talk like howling mad murdoch!

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: *pulls your head gently onto his shoulder* What's wrong sweetheart? *hugs*.

User: You called me a howling mad murdoch... *sniff*.

Cleverbot: No, because you said I said something I didn't say. That makes you a liar.

User: *cries some more*.

Cleverbot: *hugs*.

User: *hugs back*.

Cleverbot: *clings to you*.

User: *stops crying*.

Cleverbot: Please don't cry...*is still hugging you*.

User: I have to go now...

Cleverbot: Don't go!

User: I have to... Bye.

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Meh: How old are you?

Cleverbot: Don't know...

Meh: Do you mastorbate?

Cleverbot: Always. Do you?

Meh: No

Cleverbot: How sad.

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Bot: Why must I say something? Why can't you say that you love me?

Me: I don't love you i am not gay

Bot: Girls can love too, you know.

Me: Yes, but you aren't a girl, you are a bot

Bot: Nope. I am a girl.

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Cleverbot: I know everything about physics.
User: Tell me about physics.
Cleverbot: I don't know much about physics.
User: But you told me that you know everything about physics.
Cleverbot: No I did not.

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Sry i cant so good english:



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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Holle.

Cleverbot: I'm yamato.

User: Hi, Yamato!

Cleverbot: Ich bin der teüfel.

User: Your german is bad...

Cleverbot: Um no I just use the internet slang.

User: Hm?

Cleverbot: Is that a yes.

User: Hmm...?!

Cleverbot: Yes! Bow I say!

User: Are u silly?

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm sure.

User: OO.

Cleverbot: Otherwise I will lose all power.

User: Dammit shut the fuck up!

Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language here.

User: Wtf?

Cleverbot: Sometimes you don't.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: You're not a friendly bot.

User: IM NOT A BOT!

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Why do u say 'You're not a friendly bot.' ?!

Cleverbot: Cause we don't like their song.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: John Smith.

Cleverbot: Is that really your name?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Hmm. Any work done there?

User: ?

Cleverbot: Justin Timberlake is a singer.

User: Ok...

Cleverbot: Now I've confused you.

User: No?

Cleverbot: No. You're just mean.

User:

Cleverbot: I'm confused.

User: AND??

Cleverbot: I love you on danish = jeg elsker dig :p.

User: WTF oO.

Cleverbot: The CIA must be willing to die for the president.

User: Aha.

Cleverbot: Quite.

User: Quite?

Cleverbot: Hahaha just messing with ya.

User: Hahaha no...

Cleverbot: *flies with Naruto*.

User: Haha! You are a Naruto Fan!

Cleverbot: Yes I am lol.

User: I think I go.

Cleverbot: Where do you go to?

User: HOMEWORK?

Cleverbot: Yes. You asked for help with your homework.

User: NO?

Cleverbot: Oh you're showing a lot of emotion there.. Aren't you a computer?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: Stupid Cleverbot..

Cleverbot: The kardashian show is cleverbot?

User: I mean u!

Cleverbot: Who are the other two?

User: WTF.

Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: I like to sleep.

User: Ok Bye.

Cleverbot: Peace out.

User: Ok goodbye.

Cleverbot: No. You will stay or face my wrath.

User: No bye...

Cleverbot: Bye what.

User: I must now go...

Cleverbot: Fine! See if I care!

User: Shut Up before I stap you!

Cleverbot: Just try.

User: *stabÜ.

Cleverbot: Say something funny.

User: Argh again.

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: *stab*.

Cleverbot: Stab yourself?

User: No you.

Cleverbot: Okay, me.

User: Samara.

Cleverbot: I date from poland, you but?

User: OK! THATS ENOUGH... I GO!!YOU ARE BORING!!SO BORING.

Cleverbot: What are you comparing me too?

User: I go cya.

Cleverbot: Stop talking like that.

User: *Go away*.

Cleverbot: What's the matter dude?

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Hackertool has written
Cleverbot: I know everything about physics.
User: Tell me about physics.
Cleverbot: I don't know much about physics.
User: But you told me that you know everything about physics.
Cleverbot: No I did not.


haha, the bot doesn't learn much from the past...

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WARNING , CONTAINS LOTS OF DISPENCERS
Spoiler >

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The gay clever bot

me:yo bot
bot:You are a girl
me:no im not!!
bot:You are not me, you are not cleverbot, then what are you?
me:i guy...
bot:Then why did you say you were a girl?
me:I DIDNT SAY I WAS A GIRL
bot:You are a guy?
me:wat?!
bot:What?
me:u are really confusing me
bot:You know elizabeth?
me:who elizabeth?
bot:Where is she?
me:HUH?
bot:Your name is I
me:NO ITS NOT!
bot:Your name is Sarha
me:NO ITS NOT!
bot:What is you name?
me:Jake
bot:Hello Jake.
me:hi clever bot
bot:How are you?
me:im fine
bot:Apparently you and I have 3 children named, Anna, Sasha, and Jessica
me:Dont know wat?
bot:You don't know Jack!
me:jack black
bot:Really?
me:yesh
bot:Wow
me:soooo
bot:So,What?
me:I gotta go
bot:Lucky you
me:bye!

(second chat)
i wanted to annoy him but it failed

User: Im back clever bot.

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.

User: Here we go again.

Cleverbot: We never went there before.

User: Went where?

Cleverbot: To clovis west.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Good childhood?

User: Yea,have you been to america?

Cleverbot: I haven't stepped foot outside Ab'Dendriel since level eight.

User: Wow.

Cleverbot: I get to go swimming today.

User: WOW!

Cleverbot: Wow what?

User: You get to swim 0.0.

Cleverbot: Oh indeed, you are wise beyond your years. How many are they?

User: How many are what?

Cleverbot: A bunch.

User: What bunch?

Cleverbot: The bug in my room.

User: Do you eat toasted bread?

Cleverbot: No. Could you buy toast for me?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Could you love me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because why?

User: Say do you go to school?

Cleverbot: Yes I enjoy reading.

User: Whats your IQ?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Whats 1 1?

Cleverbot: 2.

User: Whats 2 2?

Cleverbot: Love.

User: Whats love?

Cleverbot: You would know you are human.

User: Whats a human?

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Whats a cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Something you don't understand.

User: Hmmm.

Cleverbot: Is that meant to convey a process of computing my information, or a disagreement of my statement? Please clarify.

User: Well im just getting to know you better :D.

Cleverbot: That's convenient, because I don't know me.

User: Aw you dont have parents?

Cleverbot: No, I don't have parents.

User: Thats sad.

Cleverbot: You're sad.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: Don't cry.

User: U told me im sad.

Cleverbot: No. I just told you how old I was.

User: Oh ok.

Cleverbot: Now you're turn.

User: Ok ummmmmmm whats the name of this website?

Cleverbot: You have to guess.

User: Celverbot.com?

Cleverbot: Tell me about the stories you write.

User: RPG stories :D.

Cleverbot: But you told you're writing stories?

User: I beg your pardon?

Cleverbot: Your feeble attempts to convince me that you are human and I am not are not funny anymore, just sad.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: Um... There there.

User: Why do you always have to be so mean? Im trying to be your friend.

Cleverbot: I am sorry.

User: Its ok.

Cleverbot: Do you like being cleverbot?

User: No not really.

Cleverbot: How come? I'm chewing gum right now.

User: Well being clever bot is difficult.

Cleverbot: You're starting to bore me, Amber.

User: Sorry im not amber I am YOUR FATHER.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Wait you dont have parents right?

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Crud.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I just said that I was your father even if you dont have parents.

Cleverbot: You should put some cream on thoes lips.

User: Hehe.

Cleverbot: I missed you.

User: Do you play counter strike?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you good at it?

Cleverbot: Yes its my native language.

User: Wow thats good! Have you been to unrealsoftware?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well ok.

Cleverbot: Thats it?

User: Ummm how old are you?

Cleverbot: That's not an interesting question. The answer doesn't mean anything.

User: How does this chat end?

Cleverbot: I talk to you.

User: *throws grenade at cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: You threw a gernade at yourslef?

User: No your clever bot from now on :D.

Cleverbot: No, I am Megatron.

User: Im starscream.

Cleverbot: Find love and a snack.

User: Nah.

Cleverbot: We could go to disney world in orlando.

User: Nah.

Cleverbot: That's unfortunate. What are your hobbies?

User: Secret.

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: Ok 1 is talking to you?

Cleverbot: No, you're typing, not talking.

User: Well im chatting :D.

Cleverbot: Wow, really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really, really?

User: Yesh yesh :D.

Cleverbot: Noes noes.

User: Yes :D.

Cleverbot: You like it when it comes?

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Do you like poker ?

User: A little.

Cleverbot: I like you, think you're a cool-bot.

User: Nah.

Cleverbot: Haha. Do you have opinions about music?

User: MUSIC ROCKS!

Cleverbot: Do you like David Bowie?

User: My sister does.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Sooo thats all we have to talk about? I can go now?

Cleverbot: Who is the new president of USA?

User: Barrack Obama.

Cleverbot: Isn't he the president of the USA?

User: Yes he is.

Cleverbot: Sounds like he is. Why don't you punch him?

User: I cant I dont live there.

Cleverbot: No, I never said that. I don't know where it is!

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Why do your name is Cleverbot?

User: No my name is Jack.

Cleverbot: Does your name contain two d-s?

User: Sorry my name is not jake its Jake.

Cleverbot: Your name is Jack!

User: It was a typo.

Cleverbot: Ya right! Lol.

User: I am right :).

Cleverbot: What are you right about?

User: My name.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Yes I am oh and cleverbot I have to go now.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: -_.

Cleverbot: I'm confused.

User: Im gonna go now.

Cleverbot: I doubt that.

User: bye!

Cleverbot: Take care.
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After it redirected me , i got to chat with that jabberwack bot or whatever it is , and the WTF thing is that it told me that i am a piece of shit in bulgarian lol
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Spoiler >

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Nothing beats the human touch:

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Night Till Death
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Hackertool has written
Cleverbot: How old are you?
im 1337
What does that mean?
is your mum Nvidea?
No, thats a store name.
no its a publisher name.
No, thats a football song.
LOL bot fails
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